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Our Holy Rules
Welcome to The Handbook of Cumberism. So you’ve joined The Church of Our Glorious Lord Cumberlord and His Disciple Freehands Blessed under the Rays of Godtiss who hath delivered us from Trollfat
Or just The Church of Cumberism as that’s pretty long
Now you need to know Our Holy Rules.
- Always keep an Emergency Comb
The Emergency Comb is a necessity for all Cumberists as we never know when we will come across a need for an Emergency Comb and must thus be like Our Saint Sherlock.
- A Sheet is Our Holy Wear
To ascend like Our Saint Sherlock we must become enlightened and thus wear a sheet to ascend like Our Saint Sherlock.
- Jam is Our Holy Food
To ascend like Our Saint Jawn we must eat Jam all day every day. You are not allowed Jelly as that is an abomination to The One True Faith as it was delivered by Trollfat.
- You must pray daily to Godtiss
Praying may or may not include sacrificing children to Our Lord Godtiss. Only First Borns may be sacrificed. You can also make cake for Our Lord Godtiss as that is a much more modern and acceptable way to pray.
- You must hold the Sabbath holy
Our Sabbath is January 1st the day of the new season of Sherlock. You must eat only Jam and wear a sheet that day.
- Gingers are a holy race
Gingers are held holy within The Church of Cumberism as Our Glorious Lord Cumberlord himself is a Ginger. You are not allowed to sacrifice Gingers to any of our deities nor are you allowed to degrade Gingers. Gingers don’t have souls because they were given to Our Glorious Lord Cumberlord
If you hold these Laws holy you shall ascend like Our Lords and become holy yourself.
((I’m having too much fun with this))
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May Godtiss bless you and Our Glorious Lord and Saviour Cumberlord and his Disciple Freehands watch over you as you sleep
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The picture of Our Glorious Lord Cumberlord and Our Holy Food
(I truly am having too much fun with this little “Religion” Thank you for all who follow this blog and everything. I posted this on my personal, but I think this needs to get on here as well. Godtiss Bless you and may Our Glorious Cumberlord and his Disciple Freehands watch over you)
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Our Benedict, Who art in Heaven, hallowed be
Thy Name. Thy Sherlock come. John Will be done,
on earth, as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our
daily Deduction and forgive us our trespasses as we
forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us
not into temptation, but deliver us from bored. Amen.LATERZ
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CUMBERISM
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